Having multiple s and a in your name makes for a very flamboyant anagram. Anyone need a Vacant Ass Shoe?
Soylent is rebranding of a diet shake stereotypically marketed for high functioning programmers that “don’t have time to eat.” Or anyone lacking motivation and/or self-control. Both parties can roar their pride to showcase efficiency and focus, but really just don’t want to tell people they drink a girly diet drink.
If we didn’t exist before we were born, then not existing is a state we’ve already experienced and death can’t be entirely unknown after all.
Who designs crackers? How to determine the correct number of holes? Why the holes?
Impact milestone alerts are much more entertaining when you imagine the person didn’t eat enough fiber.
If a moose has a stash, it’s a mustache.
If a cat asks you for a hi five, you can give him a catsup.
In our primal years, we had “fight or flight” responses. The modern version of this is “social media and nap.”