Confucius says - turn underwear backward, wear two times. Turn underwear inside out, wear four times.
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Pants Advocacy
The opposite of “Feel the Bern” could be “Feel the Breeze,” so under this logic I conclude that if I ran into a group of Anti Bernie Sanders folks, their self-identifying feature would be not wearing any pants.
Math
The multiplication of smells to produce a combined whole: Integration by farts.
Screenshot
If you fart and burp at the same time, you take a screenshot.
Escalation
Huzzah! gpu, AI, robots taking over the world… (not)
That escalated quickly… :p
Grown Up
I sometimes imagine myself to be a grownup, but then I do something like catch a piece of cauliflower on fire in the microwave, and well, that conjecture is thrown out the window.
Who Would Win?
Who would win, 100 duck sized cows, or 1 cow sized duck?
Fog of War
If you want to see mankind’s real fog of war, take a look at the dark side of Pluto on Google Maps with webGL.
Friends
Ursula has poopsies for friends, I have avocados.
Adulting
The adulting today is strong, this one.