Caltrain passing… Choochoo mother trucker!
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Culinary Relations
Pizza, ramen’s second cousin once removed.
I got Manbat!
BATMAN! Manbat.. ?
Some Dinosaurs Eat
Some dinosaurs eat grass, some dinosaurs eat meat… the Vanessasaurus just eats protein powder!
One Way Nostril
Taking a tiny booger out of your nose is like removing a baby bird from it’s nest: you can’t put it back in.
Farm Animals
What kind of farm animal did Shaq O’Neill like on his farm?
The boom shakalama!
Profound Philosophical Thought
Profound philosophical thought experiment:
When someone farts in a jar, does it make a smell?
Bugs
A bug in the hair is one less in the mouth. And as luck would have it, most bugs that wind up in the mouth have hair.
Windex
The inevitable outcome of spontaneously generating drain flies is that everything electronic and dear to me is completely covered in Windex.
Light Bulbs
One could predict light bulb age based on bug accumulation in the fixture.