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Hi, I'm VanessaSaurus, a Software Engineer.
Building tools, containers, and cloudy things, with a penchant for Python and parsnips. -- about me

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Living Documentation If you are a researcher with some code and you care about reproducibility, you probably use version control like Github. If you go out of your way to write a README file, a quick description of how to install, use,... Read more

Exponential Ice Cube Cooling This event is preceded by the hot drink tongue burn under the circumstances that the cup is filled to the brim. The drinking agent is limited to inefficient cooling strategies such as blowing and careful sipping. The exponential ice-cube effect... Read more

Cause and Effect 1. Find a 6+ pound can of nacho cheese on Google … calculate how many to fill a bathtub 2. Catapult ice cube across room to safely wet sink … miss sink, wet self with spilled hot cocoa from mug... Read more

The Robot Namer I was working on a thing, as I usually do. When a useless inspiration was spawned anew! Cupcakes are grand, and flying is sweet But neither one can boop or beep. I know you aren’t programmer or gamer But I... Read more